Here is a picture of CLAYTON'S TEXAS BUNCH, or most of them, anyway!.
The following characterizations are offered for entertainment purposes only and are not to be construed as having much to do with reality, unless of course you agree with the prose snippets. In that case, consider them to be "right on." In either case, the author assumes no liablitiy whatsoever for their use or misuse or outright disregard.
Judy is the oldest of the Texas bunch and the mother of two darling girls. She has been known to substitute teach on occasion, but she spends most of her time trying to keep up with her kids.
Geoff is the one with the fuzzy lip, the only and therefore the eldest male in the Texas bunch. He has been known to pen a poem or two and has moved to the big city of Austin to be closer to the throbbing pulse of modern metropolitan culture - the arts, the nightlife, and mass transit.
Johanna, arrguably the most cosmopolitan of the bunch, has spent several years living in Europe. Her son was born too recently to be shown in this photograph, and she says she is working on another child to catch up with her sisters, who had remained home in this country to start their own families.
Jennifer is the youngest of the so-called Three Sisters, mother of two bouncing no-longer-baby boys, and all around sweet, sensitive soul. Her ambition is to keep up with her children, who expend an unbelievable amount of energy impersonating the Tasmanian Devil.
Rebecca, the oldest of Judy's girls, is usually compliant in most matters. For example, like most children her age, she attends grade school.
Elizabeth is Rebecca's younger sister in spite of being her own person. So far, she has not let her obvious good looks go to her head, but there is still time for that later.
Jonathan is the embodiment of "The Holy Terror" or "The Whirling Dervish." A truly gifted young man, his interests range from vetrinary medecine to domestic demolition. Jonathan is currently engaged in conspiracies to drive his uncle Geoff nuts, a project with some prospect of success.
Matthew, in spite of his older brother, has so far managed to survive to a ripe young age and is currently looking forward to Santa's annual visit. He hopes to clean up this year, certain that his older brother will get all the lumps of coal.
OK. Now you can go back to the PERSONAL page.
Return to CLAYTONPLACE
The views and opinions expressed in this page are strictly those of the page author. The contents of this page have not been reviewed by The University of Akron.
Your comments and suggestions are always welcome. Contact Clayton E Samels (clayton@uakron.edu)
This page was last modified on DEC-12-97