"I don't have one,"

"Really? How do you dinosaurs refer to each other?"

"Well, when we're not trying to eat each other, we're all like, 'ummm...hey you.' and "ummm... hey you too,"

"That makes no sense to me,"

"Hey, you asked,"

"So, what should I call you? And don't say 'hey you' - this isn't Star Trek and you aren't a Borg (tm),"

"Names are for humans - or whatever the hell you are,"

"Fine. Your name is now Shirley,"

"You do know that I'm a boy dinosaur, right?"

"Yep,"