"So, unless you want me to tell everyone the other stuff I read in your bio - you've got a new sidekick,"

"Bastard,"

 

"You're one to talk. Is there even a name for what you are?"

"Fine! Whatever! You're my new sidekick. Let's start over,"

"I'm cool with that,"

"Hi! I'm Waverider - the DC Universe's premier time traveler and this is my sidekick..."

"Assistant,"

"But you said..."

"Changed my mind. Assistant."

"Fine. My assistant. Wait, what's your name?"