"Hi, I'm Waverider, the DC Comics universe's premier Time Traveler,"

"I'm here to introduce you to the wonders of traveling in time and..."

 

 

"Hey,"

"Who the hell are you?"

"I'm a dinosaur,"

"Clearly"

"I'm here to be your sidekick"

"Why?"

 

"Well, I'm a dinosaur so I fit in with the whole 'time travel' thing. And I've got that 'cute animal' vibe going for me,"

"No. Why shouldn't I just deport you back to whatever period you came from?"