collection of impossible things (1)

ICE-9
(keep dry)

From the novel Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut, ICE-9 is a type of water that a) freezes at 170 F and b) converts ordinary water into ICE-9 on contact. Imagine if a single chip of frozen ICE-9 came in contact with the water of a human body... or an ocean.

Water Elemental
(do not drink)

Water, water, everywhere - but what if it didn't like to be drunk?

T-1000
(extra chunky) (do not heat or freeze)

From the movie Terminator 2, the T-1000 was a nanomorph mimetic poly-alloy given intelligence and a mission. Looks like this batch may not have been mixed well.

Alien Blood
(not sexy - do not clone)

Dinosaur Blood
(not for use in starting a theme park)

Leprechaun Blood
(do not wish)

Good advice.

Infinity Gems
(do not use to alter reality)

In Marvel comics, the Infinity Gems represented the ultimate expressions of Power, Mind, Time, Reality, Space, and the Soul). With these gems, one could rule the multiverse - or destroy it.

Original Idea
(do not take credit)

When man first rose up from the depths of savagery, it was on the back of the first Idea.

Vampire Blood (dried)
(do not ingest)

Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die - but also never see the sun again.

Zombie Flesh
(danger: biohazard)

You only hope this is impossible. As for me, I'm ready for them.

Monolith
(danger: keep from monkeys)

From the book and movie 2001, the Monolith represents an alien intelligence of unknowable plan and design.